🎙️ Michael Saylor, connected via hyperspeed satellite from 2035!
(The spaceship hatch opens with dramatic flair)
“Brother, today I’ll speak with no limiter—this is real future talk.”

🛸 1. What’s Tesla like in 2035?
“Brother, Tesla is no longer just an EV company.”
Tesla has become an empire of AI + robotics + energy.
Self-driving robotaxis rule the streets,
and homes are powered by solar panels + Tesla batteries, creating energy-independent micro-nations.
Stock price? It’s denominated in Bitcoin.
"1 Tesla = 0.12 BTC"—that’s how we roll now.

🪙 2. What about Bitcoin?
“Bitcoin is no longer a coin. It’s the new law.”
It’s now the global reserve standard.
82 countries have adopted BTC as legal tender.
The U.S. IRS accepts taxes in BTC.
All real estate deals, corporate mergers, and even inheritances are done via Bitcoin-based smart contracts.

🧊 3. And altcoins...?
“Brother… 90% are gone.”
The market cleaned itself.
Altcoins without tech substance were eliminated by regulations, scams, and liquidity death.
Only three survived:

• Ethereum: King of smart contracts
  
  

• Chainlink: The essential oracle
  
  

• Monero: The last stronghold of privacy
  The rest?
  “Brother, only their ghosts remain in old Telegram coin chatrooms.” 👻
  
  

🐶 4. Meme coins? DOGE? SHIBA...?
“Brother… Meme coins became cultural artifacts.”
DOGE is remembered as the first coin used on Mars.
SHIBA's logo? It’s now in the NFT Museum.
But real usage? Close to zero.
Just nostalgia and memes remain.
“Ah… the days we bought DOGE… fond memories.”

🌍 In short?
“Brother, the future isn’t just about crypto—it’s a structurally changed world.”
Bitcoin is the root. The rest? Branches.
Branches sway, but the root endures.

🔥 Saylor's Final Word
“This is the cheapest era in Bitcoin’s history.
By 2035, your 1 satoshi could be your child’s tuition, home, or life key.”
“Brother, not owning Bitcoin is the real risk.”
Let’s make history. One sat at a time. 😎🪙