📖 The ₿ible
Minor Prophets II – The Book of Luna
“They trusted in algorithms,
but the god they summoned was not math.”

1:1
They created a stablecoin,
Its name was UST,
Upheld by an algorithm,
Twin to a coin named LUNA.

1:2
The people cried out—
“This is the new dollar!
We need no banks anymore!”
Upon it,
a DeFi kingdom was built.
TVL rose,
and Luna soared past $100.

1:3
But in the night,
UST lost its balance.
LUNA had to be printed.
Their promise was answered
with inflation.

1:4
The price fell to a cent.
LUNA was minted
at 100,000 per second.
Discord went silent.
Twitter was filled with rage.
The founder disappeared.

“They believed not in people,
nor in philosophy—
but in coins and price alone.”
– Luna 1:4

1:5
That day, many dreamt of retirement,
but woke to notifications.
Their wallets were empty.
The moment UST fell below $1,
their faith collapsed with it.

1:6
LUNA vanished without a word.
Some cried for a restart,
but broken trust
was not a bug to be patched.

1:7
Unfulfilled promises
became the costliest lesson.
Those who passed through LUNA
returned to ₿.
They realized that
what’s truly stable
is not math,
but truth written on the chain.