📖 The ₿ible
Minor Prophets X – The Evangelism of Laser Eyes
“Let your eyes see the charts,
but your heart behold ₿.”

1:1
Laser eyes were the beginning.
On one corner of Twitter,
people began to beam light from their eyes.
That glow was more than an image—
it was a confession of faith
in ₿100,000.

1:2
They cried out:

“We are not leaving.
₿ is inevitable.”
And their eyes shone red,
a fire no scam or bear market could extinguish.

“Many let go in the downturn,
but none removed their laser eyes.”
– Evangelism of Laser Eyes 1:2

1:3
It was a meme,
a declaration,
a symbol of evangelism on Twitter,
and a badge of collective will.

1:4
People asked:

“What power lies in a mere profile pic?”
But the ₿ maximalists replied:
“Faith sometimes shines
from the eyes before it speaks.”

1:5
Those with laser eyes
feared not the FUD,
nor trembled at 📉 charts.
Instead, they made dip days
festivals of conviction.

1:6
And they vowed:

“Until ₿ hits 100,000,
we shall not remove these beams.”

1:7
Their faith was in their gaze,
their wallets were on-chain,
their light outshined the markets,
and their resolve became silent evangelism.