📖 The ₿ible

Historical Book X – The Gospel of El Salvador

Can a Nation Become a Wallet?

10:1
In the year 2021, the world remained unchanged.
The dollar ruled as legal tender.
Bitcoin was still called a “dangerous experiment.”
And the nations remained silent.

10:2
But in a small land of Central America,
A nation called El Salvador,
A leader arose—Nayib Bukele—
And he declared:

“₿ is not just money.
₿ is liberation.”

10:3
He submitted a bill to congress,
And the nation proclaimed Bitcoin as legal tender.
The world gasped and asked:

“Did a real government actually adopt ₿?”

10:4
From that day on,
All businesses were required to accept ₿.
Every citizen was given a Bitcoin wallet – Chivo.
The government began to accumulate ₿ reserves.
And remittances flowed in sats.

10:5
Supporters praised.
Critics raged.
The IMF issued warnings,
The media mocked,
But Bitcoin did not flinch.

10:6
Street vendors raised QR codes.
Children bought snacks with ₿.
Mothers received cross-border payments in ₿.
And the people said:

“We have no bank,
But ₿ never abandoned us.”

10:7
Bukele kept buying the dip.
He announced the birth of a Bitcoin City.
He built mining farms on volcanoes.
And they declared:

“We will prove Satoshi
With the power of fire beneath our feet.”

10:8
Faith was not perfect.
The wallet had bugs.
There was confusion and criticism.
But ₿ had taken root in a nation.
It became the first time in history that
“an entire population HODLed together.”

10:9
And the people said:

“We chose this.
No one gave us permission.”
“₿ is no longer just an asset.
It is now our future.”