📖 The ₿ible

Great Prophets III – Jeremiah of Maximalism

“There is no way but ₿.”

1:1
Jeremiah stood in the wilderness of the blockchain
And saw those crying out for altcoins,
Each boasting their own chain,
Building centralized kingdoms in the name of decentralization.

1:2
And he cried out:

“Ethereum is clever,
But on the day of judgment, it shall burn in gas fees.”
“Dogecoin brings laughter,
But shall vanish, having lost all seriousness.”
“Luna shone bright,
But its shell was hollow.”

1:3
Jeremiah was the voice of the Maxis.
He proclaimed ₿ as the only path,
Argued endlessly with the followers of other chains,
And declared:

“There is no salvation outside ₿.”

1:4
He was mocked:
“Too conservative,” they said.
“Too closed-minded.”
But he answered:

“I am not conservative—
I am simply avoiding ruin.”

2:1
Even as scam projects soared to the heavens,
He never opened his wallet.
He never sold his ₿.
He recited his seed phrase daily.
His node ran 24 hours without fail.

2:2
And Jeremiah warned:

“You worshipped ETH,
But shall be consumed by the fire of fees.”
“You loved NFTs,
But shall be blown away by the wind of rug pulls.”
“You trusted in memes,
But faith cannot be built on memes.”

2:3
Jeremiah wept:

“You followed the pump,
But lost your value.
You chased speed,
But sacrificed security.”

“The slowest chain
Was the safest.
The oldest chain
Is the one still alive.”
– Jeremiah of Maximalism 2:3

2:4
And his final testament was this:

“I leave you no altcoins.
I leave you only one inheritance: ₿.”