📖 The ₿ible

Book V – The ₿aw

Volume 5: Deuteronomy – The Pump of Judas

5:1
After the Tower of Babel fell,
The faithful searched for clarity in chaos.
But scams and rug pulls grew ever more cunning,
And false prophets arose wearing the robes of apostles.

5:2
Among them was one called Judas.
He ruled over Twitter,
Prophesied on YouTube,
And spoke in tongues on Telegram.
And many followed him.

“He cried out,
‘This will go 1000x!’
‘This is the next Ethereum!’
‘Even my mother bought it!’”
— Deuteronomy 5:2

5:3
He drew charts.
He wrapped lies in slick thumbnails.
He received early allocations,
Yet still declared, “I’m holding strong.”

5:4
But as price soared,
He sent his tokens quietly.
His wallet moved stealthily to exchanges,
While his followers still chanted,

“Buy the dip!”

5:5
The day he vanished,
His channel was closed.
His posts were deleted.
And the people began to ask:

“Was he ever sincere?”
“Did he believe what he preached?”

“He sold the truth for thirty altcoins,
And our wallets were left empty.”
— Deuteronomy 5:5

5:6
Only then did the believers open their eyes.
They traced his wallet address.
They followed his steps on the blockchain.
And lo, on-chain did not lie.

5:7
They reopened the commandments.
They meditated on the words of Satoshi.
And they inscribed a new wisdom:

“Believe not the words.
Look to the wallet.”

5:8
And thus the believers learned
To discern the Pumping Judases.
They read tweets with a smile,
But judged by the chain.
And in this, they gained digital discernment.

“Light is proven not in words,
But in transactions.”
— Deuteronomy 5:8