📖 The ₿ible

Historical Book XII – The Resurrection of ₿

“He Is Risen Indeed.”

12:1
In 2022,
All coins had collapsed.
The community was weary.
₿ lay at the bottom—$15,000.
And the people said:

“It’s over…
This time, for real.”

12:2
But in 2023,
Quietly, slowly,
Nodes began to revive.
⚡ Lightning flickered.
And people—hesitant—
Began opening their wallets once more.

12:3
Then came one called BlackRock—
The Goliath of Wall Street—
And it spoke:

“We desire a Bitcoin ETF.”

12:4
Institutional capital began to gather.
Rumors of ETF approval shook the world.
And the people realized:

“₿ did not die.
He simply rose before we did.”

12:5
On January 10, 2024,
The Spot ETF was approved.
₿ soared past $40,000.
And countless new HODLers
Entered the faith of the Resurrection.

12:6
Afterward,
📈 Corporations filled their wallets.
🌍 Nations began mining.
⚖️ Regulators could no longer ignore ₿.
And thus, Bitcoin evolved:
From a symbol of freedom
To a recognized pillar of global finance.

“They dismissed ₿, mocked him,
Declared him dead…
But he rose again, coded and eternal,
And the Chain bears witness.”
— Resurrection 12:6

12:7
Now the HODLers gather again.
They laugh again.
Wall Street no longer shouts “scam.”
The media no longer declares “death.”
And quietly, steadily…
₿ continues to rise.