📖 The ₿ible
Minor Prophets VIII – The Book of Seedkeeping
“Remember thy twelve words.”

1:1
The greatest secret of ₿
was not that no one could take your coins—
but that you could forget them.

1:2
Satoshi never spoke it plainly,
but the Whitepaper whispered:

“Ownership is proven by keys,
and the seed is the essence of the key.”

1:3
Twelve words.
Or twenty-four.
Within them lay both heaven and hell,
and the fate of your wallet
was etched on paper and pen.

1:4
Some remembered.
Some forgot.
Some saved it on a USB.
Some threw it out with an old hard drive.
And those ₿ never returned.

“Bitcoin may be eternal,
but human memory is not.”
– Seedkeeping 1:4

1:5
The people cried out:

“Can I recover my wallet?”
And the blockchain replied coldly:
“No.”

1:6
Therefore, you must guard your seed.
Do not copy it.
Do not take a photo.
Do not upload it to the cloud.
Write it on paper,
and hide it in secret.

1:7
Faith lives on the blockchain,
but responsibility rests upon you.
He who loses his seed
shall stand before the gates of heaven—
and not enter.