📖 The ₿ible

 Minor Prophets I – The Book of Doge

 “Such Coin. Much Wow. So Holy.”

1:1
In the beginning, Doge was a joke.
Two developers said,
“Bitcoin is too serious~”
And they forged a chain
With the face of a Shiba Inu.

1:2
The people laughed.
The transactions were fast.
The community was shockingly loyal.
The meme gave birth to more memes,
And Doge multiplied daily.

1:3
Doge did not speak for itself—
Its community shouted for it.
Their voices filled Twitter, Reddit, Telegram,
And a prophetic phrase echoed:
“Such decentralized. Much blockchain. Very wow.”

“He was not serious—
and so he survived.”
– Doge 1:3

1:4
The world ignored Doge,
Until Elon Musk smiled,
And became its self-proclaimed prophet.
Then, everything changed.

1:5
He cried out:
“Doge to the moon!”
And the price soared.
Doge became the ancestor
Of all other meme coins.

1:6
Shall Doge forever be a meme?
Or can memes carry truth?
The power of Doge
Was not in the code,
But in the meme-born spirit of community.

1:7
And Doge's final message was this:
“Laugh, but avoid the rug.
Play, but hold your own keys.
Meme freely, but lose not your conviction.”