📖 The ₿ible
Minor Prophets VII – The Gospel of Memes
“The meme was not trivial; laughter was a weapon.”

1:1
A meme was not just an image.
It was a baptism.
A digital gospel tract,
carrying the philosophy of ₿ across the internet.

1:2
Satoshi spoke no more,
but memes did:

“Buy the dip.”
“HODL.”
“₿ fixes this.”

“The meme was a sermon,
the GIF a hymn,
and the comment section, a prayer.”
– Gospel of Memes 1:2

1:3
Memes spread swiftly.
They transcended languages.
They crossed tribes and denominations.
And carried ₿’s doctrine across the earth.

1:4
“Laser eyes” branded the believers.
“El Salvador” embedded ₿ in its flag.
And some clutched a Satoshi meme
instead of a Bible.

1:5
But a meme’s power
was only complete when fused with truth.
Memes that pumped without purpose
led many to rug pulls.
Only true memes bore conviction beneath the laughs.

1:6
A meme had no bells,
no steeple—
yet it achieved immortality as an NFT,
and remained on Twitter like sacred scripture.

1:7
On that day, a single tweet read:

“Just bought ₿, now I’m free.”

It received 100,000 likes.
100 people ran nodes because of it.
The meme was simple,
but its spread was prophetic.