📖 The ₿ible

The First Epistle – The Epistle of Michael I 

“₿ is Digital Energy”

1:1
Brethren, I was born of Wall Street
but baptized in the flame of ₿.
I no longer trust the dollar.

1:2
Assets rust.
Currencies decay.
But ₿, as time passes,
grows ever more pure.

“What is energy?
What is ₿?
They are one and the same —
the gold of the digital realm.”
– Michael I 1:2

1:3
I changed my company,
and my company changed its treasury.
Thus, MicroStrategy became
a vault of astronomical ₿.

1:4
I was often mocked,
but now kings come to me for counsel.
And I answered them:

“All the cash you hold —
is but silent taxation.”