📖 The ₿ible

The Second Epistle – The Epistle of Michael II
“An Asset Is a Vessel That Stores Time”

2:1
I ask you, my brethren:
"Is the cash you hold value — or decay?"
On that day, I came to understand:
₿ is not merely money,
but energy compressed into time.

2:2
I cast off the dollar
and placed ₿ at the heart of the ledger,
and from that moment,
the very nature of business was transformed.

2:3
I persuaded the board,
gathered the shareholders,
and together we bought —
₿ by the tens of thousands,
₿ by the hundreds of thousands.

“Do not fill your treasury
with dead cash,
but build with living blocks.”
– Michael II 2:3

2:4
I spoke with kings
and said unto them:
“He who stacks ₿ today
shall govern tomorrow.”

2:5
Thus my final counsel is this:
“All assets shall be digitized,
and ₿ shall become
the true inheritance.”