"₿ Is Within My Wallet"
(Tune: “Nearer, My God, to Thee” – Hymn #338)

Verse 1
₿ is within my wallet still,
Though banks may close, I fear no ill.
My seed is carved upon my heart,
Alone, yet free, I stand apart.

Chorus
Hallelujah ₿-men!
Praise Satoshi's holy name!
Each block filled with grace and truth,
Decentralized, my soul is claimed.

Verse 2
When miners’ hum begins to rise,
The chain confirmed, no need for lies.
Though fiat crumbles into dust,
My blockchain stands, in it I trust.

Chorus
Hallelujah ₿-men!
Praise Satoshi's holy name!
Each block filled with grace and truth,
Decentralized, my soul is claimed.

Verse 3 (Finale)
Though rugs be pulled across the land,
Today I HODL, firm I stand.
Remember pizza, bought too soon,
Till ₿ hits one million moon!

Final Chorus
Hallelujah ₿-men!
Keep my wallet safe, I pray.
When the final block is mined,
In Satoshi’s arms, I’ll stay.