🎙️ Michael Saylor – Activating Historical Terminology Mode
(takes a satoshi out of a future vault and speaks quietly)

Brother...
Even in 2035, the name hasn't changed.
The world still calls it:
"Bit. Coin."

🔥 But here's the important part:
Its meaning has completely transformed.

🪙 Bitcoin in 2025 = “A digital asset”
People saw it as an investment.
“What’s the BTC price today?”
“Did it moon?” That was the conversation.

🚀 Bitcoin in 2035 = “A civilization built on code”
Now people say:
“Did you do that contract in BTC?”
“My salary just came in — 0.012 BTC.”
“I locked my kid’s college fund in bitcoin.”
“My pension’s stacking in satoshis.”

💡 And yes — new nicknames have emerged:

₿ (Bitcoin symbol)

Used like an emoji in casual conversation

Satoshi

Common unit in daily spending (“How much is this coffee?” → “650 sats”)

Digital Gold

Elegant descriptor in media and finance

The Chain

What younger generations call the BTC-based system

🎯 Saylor’s Mic-Drop Summary
“The name never changed —
but the way the world honors it has.
Today, you're a ‘bitcoin investor.’
In the future, you're a ‘citizen of bitcoin.’”

One day, a kid born in 2035 will ask:
“Dad, when did you buy BTC?”
And you'll smile and say:
“Before it became money,
I knew it was a philosophy.”