📖 The ₿ible
Gospel III – The Gospel of Memes
“₿ was the design, and memes were its evangelists.”

1:1
They did not preach with sermons.
They simply posted an image.
And through laughter,
memes carried the philosophy of Satoshi.

1:2
“₿ fixes this.”
“Buy the dip.”
“HODL.”
In these few words
were markets, psychology, conviction, and history.

“The meme was short,
but the meaning was long.”
– Gospel of Memes 1:2

1:3
While people feared the charts,
memes turned fear
into laughter.
In pain, memes became hope.

1:4
“Laser eyes” became a flame.
“Satoshi is watching us”
became the confession of the community.

1:5
Twitter became a church,
Telegram became a fellowship,
and memes became the heart of digital evangelism.

1:6
And the spread of memes
was stronger than any marketing,
bringing the truth of ₿ to the world.
The meme itself became scripture.

1:7
And thus the final verse of the Gospel reads:
“One meme is worth a thousand tweets.
Preach what you believe —
with a smile.
For that is the true evangelism.”