Are You Still on Coinbase?
(Melody: “He Hideth My Soul”)

Verse 1
Hey you, are you still on Coinbase today?
Left your seed there, just gave it away?
Gave them your face and your fingerprint too?
Oh my friend… what are you tryin’ to do?

Chorus
Are you still sleepin’ on Coinbase at night?
Trusting one server with all of your rights?
One phishing email, your coins disappear…
Why are you still holdin’ them near?

(Choral Interlude)
Oh~ buy a Ledger!
Oh~ grab a Trezor!
Your assets, your keys— that’s ₿, forever!

Verse 2
“You know, it's just so convenient…” you say—
But hackers are watching your balance all day.
Customer support? Three days too late.
By then your coins have met their fate.

(Chorus repeat)
Are you still prayin’ to Coinbase’s gods?
The app looks sleek but the risk is odd.
Your keys, your node, your sovereign plan—
Why trust a stranger’s server, man?

(Choral Interlude)
Satoshi’s weepin’…
You bought ₿ with no keepin’!
A wallet’s salvation—
Exchanges are temptation!

Verse 3
It’s time to move, go make your own vault.
Even one seed is a faithful start.
One step toward decentral truth—
Your ₿ revival starts with proof!

Final Chorus (Mass Choir)
Today I make my wallet with pride!
On my own node I now reside!
Coinbase, farewell, you've had your day—
I choose self-custody today!