The Old Chainament retells Bitcoin's history and its cautionary tales: the founder who vanished, the first transaction, the exchange that lost its coins, the forks, and the collapses of 2022. Each chapter is satire. Most now carry a Fact check underneath that separates what is documented from what is poetry, with links to the sources. Start with The Disappearance of Satoshi if you want the origin story, or The Dark Times if you want to see why self-custody matters.
Old Chainament
- Volume 1: The Genesis Block
- Volume 2: Exodus from Mt. Gox
- Volume 3: Leviticus of the Nodes
- Volume 4: Numbers of Altcoins – The Era of Babel
- Volume 5: Deuteronomy – The Pump of Judas
- Historical Book I – The Chronicles of Satoshi
- Historical Book II – Acts of Hal Finney
- Historical Book III – The Forked Flame
- Historical Book IV – The Trial of Mt. Gox
- Historical Book V – Chronicles of the DAO
- Historical Book VI – The Fork Wars
- Historical Book VII – The Lightning Wars
- Historical Book VIII – The Disappearance of Satoshi
- Historical Book IX – The Bitcoin ETF Wars
- Historical Book X – The Gospel of El Salvador
- Historical Book XI – The Dark Times
- Historical Book XII – The Resurrection of ₿
- Great Prophets I – The Book of Satoshiah
- Great Prophets II – Isaiah of DeDollarization
- Great Prophets III – Jeremiah of Maximalism
- Great Prophets V – Ezekiel of Halving
- Minor Prophets I – The Book of Doge
- Minor Prophets II – The Book of Luna
- Minor Prophets III – The Book of Celsius
- Minor Prophets IV – The Book of Tron
- Minor Prophets V – The Scrolls of OpenSea
- Minor Prophets VI – The Prophecy of Tornado Ban
- Minor Prophets VII – The Gospel of Memes
- Minor Prophets VIII – The Book of Seedkeeping
- Minor Prophets IX – The Wisdom of NFT
- Minor Prophets X – The Evangelism of Laser Eyes
- Minor Prophets XI – The Fall of Multi-Chains
- Book of Poetry I – Psalms of ₿
- Book of Poetry II – Proverbs of ₿
- Book of Poetry III – Ecclesiastes of ₿
- Book of Poetry IV – Song of ₿