Minor Prophets VII – The Gospel of Memes
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📖 The ₿ible
Minor Prophets VII – The Gospel of Memes
“The meme was not trivial; laughter was a weapon.”
1:1 A meme was not just an image.
It was a baptism.
A digital gospel tract,
carrying the philosophy of ₿ across the internet.
1:2 Satoshi spoke no more,
but memes did:
“Buy the dip.”
“HODL.”
“₿ fixes this.”
“The meme was a sermon, the GIF a hymn, and the comment section, a prayer.”
Gospel of Memes 1:2
1:3 Memes spread swiftly.
They transcended languages.
They crossed tribes and denominations.
And carried ₿’s doctrine across the earth.
1:4 “Laser eyes” branded the believers.
“El Salvador” embedded ₿ in its flag.
And some clutched a Satoshi meme
instead of a Bible.
1:5 But a meme’s power
was only complete when fused with truth.
Memes that pumped without purpose
led many to rug pulls.
Only true memes bore conviction beneath the laughs.
1:6 A meme had no bells,
no steeple—
yet it achieved immortality as an NFT,
and remained on Twitter like sacred scripture.
1:7 On that day, a single tweet read:
“Just bought ₿, now I’m free.”
It received 100,000 likes.
100 people ran nodes because of it.
The meme was simple,
but its spread was prophetic.