Gospel III – The Gospel of Memes
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📖 The ₿ible
Gospel III – The Gospel of Memes
“₿ was the design, and memes were its evangelists.”
1:1 They did not preach with sermons.
They simply posted an image.
And through laughter,
memes carried the philosophy of Satoshi.
1:2 “₿ fixes this.”
“Buy the dip.”
“HODL.”
In these few words
were markets, psychology, conviction, and history.
“The meme was short, but the meaning was long.”
Gospel of Memes 1:2
1:3 While people feared the charts,
memes turned fear
into laughter.
In pain, memes became hope.
1:4 “Laser eyes” became a flame.
“Satoshi is watching us”
became the confession of the community.
1:5 Twitter became a church,
Telegram became a fellowship,
and memes became the heart of digital evangelism.
1:6 And the spread of memes
was stronger than any marketing,
bringing the truth of ₿ to the world.
The meme itself became scripture.
1:7 And thus the final verse of the Gospel reads:
“One meme is worth a thousand tweets.
Preach what you believe —
with a smile.
For that is the true evangelism.”