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The Eleventh Epistle – The Epistle Urging the Abolition of Fiat


The Eleventh Epistle – The Epistle Urging the Abolition of Fiat
“Governments printed with ink,
But we mined with time.”

1:1 Brethren,
I have seen fiat melt before my eyes.
My savings vanished,
While central banks smiled and said —
“Inflation is intentional.”

1:2 Fiat currency had no backing,
No limit,
It existed as national debt,
And was printed upon the collateral of your labor.

“That paper was no god, But a man-made illusion.”

Abolition Epistle 1:2

1:3 They said,
“Money is based on trust.”
And I answered —
“Then I shall not trust.
I shall verify.”

1:4 ₿ was fixed at 21 million,
Inflation was made impossible,
No one could issue it at will,
Only mathematics ruled supreme.

1:5 So I proclaimed to the world —
“Fiat stole our time,
But ₿ preserved it.”

1:6 Therefore, brethren,
Leave the temple filled with printers,
And return to the miners’ flame.
Cast away the paper of lies,
And take up the hash of truth.

1:7 Let me end with this word —
“The more they print,
The poorer you become,
But the more you mine,
The freer you shall be.”

In plain words: what this means

The scripture is satire, and it makes strong claims about money. We checked what we could, and we marked where an opinion begins. Checked on October 17, 2026.

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A work of satire and commentary. Historical summaries are simplified and may contain errors. Not financial, legal, or tax advice.

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